Why?

Why they had to kidnap the girls? We have African girls in St. Kitts; tons of them,  and they are going to be coming here more and more because Africa is like a  big, out of control truck tumbling over a cliff and all the mineral deposit in the world won't stop it, only African unity will stop it, and that is not easy to do, so they will come more and more and more in all forms and fashion, and they are beautiful women. Why these men had to go and kidnap them? Why couldn't they just get some guitars, and nice bongo-bongo drums  decorated with roses and scented with Paris Hilton or Rhianna perfumes and go into the school and sing some love songs? Don't these Africans know that women like to be serenaded even with bongo-bongo drums and shack-shack? Take some flowers, go with some love-talk, man; you don't treat women that way! What in the world is wrong with mother Africa? What is wrong with her men? You mean to tell me that  with all the movies they making over there, they still don't know how to woo a woman, so they have to go into girl schools behaving like cavemen, kidnap the lovely, beautiful girls? What is wrong with these stupid people? Don't they know that it is no fun screwing kidnapped women? It is no fun! It cannot be any fun! they will not move their waist-line in response to you  while you are DOING IT, you jungle idiot! They will only stiffen like dead elephants and weep until you are done, you gun-toting monkey! A kidnapped women is not going to come into your cave wearing grass negligee, slowly peeling it off for you, you African toad!
  I hope the African men who are over here take back, or text back, or Skype, or whatsapp, or whatever they do in the jungle over there, this message back home to their gunmen who go around kidnapping women. It is better when the woman comes to you because you have wooed her with your kindness, and your tenderness drew her; made her dreeeeeeam about you, you gun-toting, woman-snaring chimpanzee!